*pulls out bread at wedding* i’d like to make a toast
NO YOU DON’T GET IT
MY DAD LEGIT DID THIS IN HIS SPEECH
AT HIS OWN WEDDING
it was hidden in his inside-jacket pocket while he made his vows to my mum, and it was so top-secret that his best man had to smuggle in a slice of toast so no one saw it while he was getting ready.
…HIS OWN FUCKING WEDDING
I now realize how old this show is
Tech may be outdated, but the end result is still relevant
cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call
I can never stop laughing at this
lol I can never get beyond the “slippery slope” argument above.
as if ice cream and dogs have the same ability to consent to a relationship as a human being.